Posted 25 minutes ago

hyannah:

jim how do you even still have friends

Posted 1 hour ago

dat-soldier:

officialunitedstates:

I want to be the first person on the moon to shoot a sniper rifle at earth and hit a wasp nest.  my whole life so far is leading up to that moment

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Posted 1 hour ago

youastupidslut:

how am i supposed to lose weight when the best part about life is food

Posted 1 hour ago

mtg-realm:

Magic: the Gathering - Khans of Tarkir Party

PAX MTG Party - If you drink at least one of each of the custom Clan mixed drinks, then expect your head to feel like this (as demonstrated by Sarkhan.)

Posted 1 hour ago
releasings:

writinginlove:

The first gay marriage proposal in the White House. An active duty U.S. Marine Corps captain made history over the weekend by becoming the first gay man to pop the question to his partner at the White House.
In the photo: Matthew Phelps proposing to his partner, Ben Schock. Congrats to the couple, and may their journey be happier than ever.

this is beautiful to see

releasings:

writinginlove:

The first gay marriage proposal in the White House. 
An active duty U.S. Marine Corps captain made history over the weekend by becoming the first gay man to pop the question to his partner at the White House.

In the photo: Matthew Phelps proposing to his partner, Ben Schock. Congrats to the couple, and may their journey be happier than ever.

this is beautiful to see

Posted 2 hours ago

shout out to minimum wage workers have to work on labor day so folks with cushy desk jobs can have the day off.

(Source: nowsoonlater)

Posted 2 hours ago

fasterfood:

thank god these criminals were caught, i feel safer now

Posted 2 hours ago
Posted 2 hours ago
did-you-kno:

In 1957, BBC’s Panorama produced a fake report of a family in Switzerland harvesting spaghetti from trees as an April Fool’s joke. As a result, hundreds of people called the station to ask how they could grow their own spaghetti trees. Source

did-you-kno:

In 1957, BBC’s Panorama produced a fake report of a family in Switzerland harvesting spaghetti from trees as an April Fool’s joke. As a result, hundreds of people called the station to ask how they could grow their own spaghetti trees. Source

Posted 2 hours ago

dorkly:

If People Were Pokemon [VIDEO]

Poke-man is the most dangerous game.

To watch the video, click here!